Sunday, June 29, 2008

Thao is Wow


Seriously, for the past three weeks I've been listening to this album everyday for the past three weeks nonstop. Thao Nguyen will easily make my top five albums of the year regardless of the competition. Personally, I'm speaking about the next Jenny Lewis because this babe has it all in one package. I highly recommend this album for anyone who wants to get their hands on some treasure. The band will start touring July 19th and UC Irvine will be my best shot to catch Thao in action. Here's my favorite track of the album.
Warning: Once your hear this song, you won't be able to get the who whooooooh who whoooooh whhhwooah out of your head. (you'll see)

Friday, June 27, 2008

Tell your friends!

I just began this blog about a week ago so please tell your friends,uncles,"padrinos", and your neighbors grandparents about the clams. To motivate you, I stumbled across on probably one of the funniest videos I've ever seen that I want to share with y'all.

Thanks for taking your time and spread the "palabra"(word)!

Summer Groff

It's always a great day when I begin the day with my mom's famous pancakes early in the morning. It's Friday, and the 4th of July is around the corner. I ended up on the Spinto Band's blog clicking on pop ups for penis enlargemnets. Boy, I still remember the first time when I listened to the marvelous hit single "Oh Mandy" back in high school and bowed down to the Spinto Band ever since. It's been quite a while now, and the new album is due out soon! Heres the video "Sumer Grof" which will appear on the forthcoming Spinto band release, "Moonwink".

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Water Your Plants!

It's been a while since I've hit the theaters but this past Monday, Edward's won the best of me as very good friend of mine who is terrified of scary movies finally had the "cajones" to watch a rated R movie. I remember watching the trailer and goosebumps were attacking my arm after. Here's the short trailer M. Night The movie is now playing in a theater near you.Now if I was a movie critic I would have to give it a thumbs up with my left and a thumbs down with my right. The movie had horrible acting but the action was insane. It has a very well awareness message that the world can relate to. By the end of the movie, you'll think twice of watering your plants and grass. I have to say that this movie reminds me of the Holocaust due to the large quantity of people dying. I guarantee you that your mouth will drop at least five times during the film. If you have 10.50$ to spare, go watch "The Happening" plus a white kid getting blasted by a shotgun (awesome). PS: Don't eva' trust any ol lady that goes by the name of Ms. Jones!

One more thing! For all you Marvel fans. The rumors are true, the Avengers is being made as you read this!chika chika yeeaah

Monday, June 23, 2008

Lightspeed Champion












What can I say, Dev Hynes has talent. I've been listening to "Falling of the Lavenger Bridge" at least once a day for the past month or so. I think his blog is top notch and hopefully someday someone will say that about mine. Anyways, the venue had a very small crowd which had a positive effect and an installment of couches were set out. I had the privilege to attend the show with an old friend from high school and sit back and listen to Lightspeed Champions wonderful melodies. The show was worth every cent I spent and I advise anyone who is reading this to get a hold of the album because let me tell you.....good stuff mang.



video
I guess, deep down, my heart is not as pure as it was
And my food is ruined, the freezer doorway to above
I'll fire in the sun, I'm dying just for fun









Sunday, June 22, 2008

Inside Man Part2


Disappointment, anger, and pity was probably what Denzel felt when he got cheated and humiliated in the movie "Inside Man". It turns out that some people have brains when it comes to robbery and crime. I learned this personally, as (excuse the language) a white trash couple outsmarted the Subway crew yesterday night. I'll get to the story in second but I just can't understand why people do this for a living. Darwin introduced the theory "survival of the fittest" but this is beyond having better camouflage or the sharpest beak. I hope these people enjoy the luxury of 45$ because I believe in a little thing called Karma.


what happened.......


About 5:20pm a middle aged caucasian woman comes in to purchase a cookie with a 50$ dollar bill marked with sharpie spelling out "Happy Birthday".


20 minutes later I'm helping a male caucasian acting really abnormal and shaky if you asked me. He orders a veggie delight and hands me a "rolled" 5$ dollar bill. I give him his change which comes out to be a dollar with one cent. He leaves the premises with a plan.


20 minutes pass the same man comes storming in to Subway demanding his "correct" change. He begins to make a scene and preaches that he gave me a 50$ dollar bill instead of a 5$.


I did what any Subway employee would do and stayed "fresh" as the food. I stood my ground and told him that I never received any 50$ dollar bill from him and if he had a problem to feel free to call my manager. He refused and wanted his money right away and I could tell his nervous system was getting the best of him.


One of my coworkers begins to panic but I stand ground. The criminal says "my grandma gave me that bill for my birthday, you can check your cash drawer and you will find a 50$ dollar bill that says "Happy Birthday". Thanks to his "titdirt" accomplice earlier dropping of the bait, we find the bill and come to a stop as we are defeated and give him his change.We sure learned this lesson in crime.


Lightspeed Champion tonight!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Birth of the Clam




Hello everyone,

This will be my first entry in my very first blog. Thanks to youtube and google, anything is possible since I'm not very good with computers. I'm going to dedicate some of my time every week and post random posts about life,college, and most importantly, music. Before I go on, I want to introduce myself to anyone who is taking their time reading this. I'm nineteen year old boy who doesn't drive a car or own a cell phone. My parents crib stays in a city called Fontana known for it's raceway(Jeff Gordon). I attend Sonoma State University in Northern California were the weather is "hella" perfect. I used to be part of a radio station called Ksun and together with a very good friend formed Fwendtalk(myspace). My life is nothing too special because I do what every 19 year old boy does at his time which composes of skateboarding, an ipod, and working at a fast food restaurant(Subway). I have a few ideas for the future for this blog and will try my best to make it worth while and make your fingers type in http://www.clamslisteningtojams.com/






Lighstpeed Champion is playing in Pomona on Sunday and I'm 100% sure I'm going to attend, so expect a blog filled with pictures and the review of the show of course. If you have heard Dev Hynes' wonderful harmonies, I highly reccommend clicking this link in Lightspeed http://www.myspace.com/lightspeedchampion.




Behold!

It's a boy-NO! it's a girl-NO! IT'S A CLAM!!!!

06/28/08